2) Would you use it on your heathen child?
3) Does anyone want a 2 year old?
4) How do you get the coffee your two year old spilled out of the white carpet?
5) Why the hell am I considering have another monster child?
1) Tons of money!
2) Absolutely! =)
3) I'll pay shipping!
4) I say beatings. But I tried OxyClean carpet spray stuff.
5) I must be a masochist.