You have access to food, water, toys, and a sparkling clean litterbox.
Would your goal be to drive your owner insane?
But seriously, what is wrong with my cat!!! He will start meowing around 3 or 4 AM and won't shut up until I give him attention. Is that all he wants, attention??? He was just at the vet, so I doubt he's sick. Is it just his age?
He has an appointment to get fixed this month, does this make for a calmer male cat afterwards? Also, does fixing your cat make it less vicious? You all laughed at me when I asked how to get my cat to stop scratching me before, when he was a little kitten, but you would not be laughing now my friends if I showed you a picture of my emo scarred arms!