Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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100 bottles of beer on the wall
100 bottles of beer
You take one down you pass it around
99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
You take one down, you pass it around
98 bottles of beer on the wall
etc


What can be learned from this song?

You really shouldn't build a house out of beer because people will no doubt take your house apart
19(25.0%)
The singer of the song is a teetotaller and takes some weird glee in passing out his beer at the party. He either doesn't have many friends and is trying to win them over, or the beer's been poisoned (maybe now you'll keep the noise down)
5(6.6%)
It was probably made by a sociopath. The creator knew full well that such simple lyrics and annoyingly catchy melody would plague road trips all over the world
21(27.6%)
It's a song about poor party planning. They get to '10 bottles of beer on the wall' and no one makes an emergency trip to the liquor store to restock
12(15.8%)
Anyone that can and will count down to 1 bottle of beer can no longer be considered a friend, having forced you to listen to this song for an hour
19(25.0%)
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