"Friends don't let friends squaredance... cuz that's just square."
-my ten-year-old sister, when I said how much fun it was learning how to squaredance with my friend
"That is sooo disgusting."
-a friend, after we were trying to figure out why my other friend's name came up on yahoo as four different names long, and which one was his last name
My gay male youth group coordinator, when we were talking about how this other guy was crushed because his mother has a list of 'ways to make him straight' (eg. make him go out with girls): "If I were him, I'd do everything on the list, go through all of them, and then have a whole bunch of new girlfriends to go shopping with."