2. Is this platypus really as cute as he thinks?
I don't think so.
3. My cat got out when my dad was going outside this morning. She is hiding under our deck in the backyard and won't come out. I went out there and sat on the ground and figured she would come over to me but she wouldn't, I think she was well aware I was going to pick her up and bring her inside. How can I get her to come over to me so I can pick her up? I was going to bring out some cat treats or something but they really don't interest her at all. I had planned on going to the mall an hour ago but I can't leave until she comes in =[
EDIT: My cat is totally defective and has no interest in tuna or wet food, or anything similar.
EDIT #2: We have lattice that goes around the bottom of our deck, she would let me pet her through it but she would not come out where there are the two openings. I cut a whole in the lattice and grabbed her when she let me pet her, she scratched the shit out of me and I had to put her down. Then my dad said not to worry that he could catch her, he chased her back and forth between the front bushes and the deck with no luck, which was the worst idea ever. Last we saw her she ran into the backyard but now we can't find her. It doesn't even matter anymore because it's too late to go where I had wanted. She'll come in when she gets cold.