Get me out of here (ohkatespade) wrote in thequestionclub,
Get me out of here
ohkatespade
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Want to die

So I'm at work, and as usual, when exiting the bathroom stall I check the bottom of my shoes because I don't want to be that girl that drags TP through the office.  Something told me I should look a little higher, so I look in the mirror and thats when I notice that i have a huge split in my jeans...which are too big on me so I don't know how that happened. but anyway...on top of having a huge split in my pants I'm also not wearing any underwear so my bare ass has been showing for God knows how long!  I even did the lunch run for the office today.  Which could explain why the man at the pizzaria was so nice to me!  

Has anything ever happened to you where you thought "Ya know, this is just my luck!"?

Any mortifying stories to share?!

I want the ground to swallow me whole right now.

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