The new one is that my mystery lit teacher still had class today even though she has the flu hardcore. She managed to sneeze and snuffle all over her hands before passing out the quizzes we had to take. Plz to not be sharing your flu with all your students, kthnx.
The old one is when I worked in an outsourcing company, we had this crazy chick who would call out for weirdass reasons all the time. She was told that if she wanted to call out again she would have to bring in documentation or she would be fired. Apparently she decided that meant she needed to bring it in RIGHT AWAY so when she got mono she came in, hugged everybody that she was friends with, did that spit-when-you-talk thing in everyone else's faces, and THEN let us know she had mono. She got sent home with a quickness and told not to come back til she had a clean bill of health.
And randomly: Do you get really cold when you're overly tired?