THE CHALLENGE: At the next chance possible (and in some form of context), yell the words "YOU'RE NOT THE KING OF ME" at someone. If questioned, calmly deny having ever said it. BONUS POINTS - for saying it to an authority figure (Boss, Policeman, Teacher etc) or a female.
1. Will you accept my challenge?
2. Who did you say it to and how did they react?
My colleague's reaction:
Colleague: Excuse me, Ged? Do you have a minute?
Me: (loudly) NO! YOU'RE NOT THE KING OF ME!!
Colleague: (confused) What?!
Me: (calmly) What can I do for you?