Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
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Obligatory Anna Nicole Smith poll

How excited are you to see another poll about Anna Nicole Smith?

I just creamed myself. This puddle I'm sitting in isn't sweat
8(6.8%)
Pleased enough because I like polls
28(23.9%)
Only somewhat pleased because it's a fourcorners poll
25(21.4%)
I'm indifferent
25(21.4%)
Annoyed that there's yet another post about ANS. Enough already!
16(13.7%)
Disappointed. Let the poor woman rest, damn you
10(8.5%)
I hate this poll with the fury of a thousand burning effigies (in the image of Howard Stern)
5(4.3%)

Which of these celebrity deaths and their total loss to the world does Anna Nicole Smith's death resemble?

Marilyn Monroe - why must the pretty ones die?
18(16.1%)
Tupac - in the midst of his prime
4(3.6%)
Bob Denver - beloved but past his prime
18(16.1%)
Steve Irwin - iconic and lovable and taken too soon
11(9.8%)
James Dean - legendary, cursed
12(10.7%)
Saddam - couldn't exit this mortal coil fast enough
15(13.4%)
Gordan Jump - who?
34(30.4%)

How will her death change your life?

I'll wear a black band around my arm for the whole week
1(0.9%)
Avoid the fuck out of Trimspa until the autopsy's in
26(22.2%)
They took down ONTD because of that. Bastards. I was bored for a whole hour or two!
19(16.2%)
Not much, except that there will be a lot more pictures of her face on tabloids in the supermarket
62(53.0%)
I can't stop crying
0(0.0%)
Who is she?
9(7.7%)

What will Anna Nicole Smith have done if she had lived?

Ended world hunger as we know it
1(0.9%)
She'd have gone out the same way, just a year later
11(9.6%)
Had more babies with different fathers, caused unnecessary drama out of each one
15(13.2%)
More Trimspa ads
16(14.0%)
Hopefully just cleaned her act up and lived straight
21(18.4%)
She didn't do anything useful with her life this far, what makes you think that she'd do anything if she had more time?
34(29.8%)
Probably gained all the weight back
16(14.0%)

I first heard about the news on the radio. Then someone called the show, and said that his son's school sent them home early because of Smith's death. Do you think that her death deserves such national respect?

Yes. Without a doubt. It's a national loss and we're all in mourning
7(6.0%)
No. They didn't do anything with President Ford's death, and they sure shouldn't do anything with hers
102(87.9%)
Not sure yet. It's still sinking in that she's gone
7(6.0%)
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