Have you ever tried to return something you might consider unconventional - with or without success? I've returned clothing that doesn't fit, jewelry, and pretty mundane items like that. But I'm at home this afternoon, attempting to make chili, and just realized that an onion I bought yesterday at the grocery store is brown inside. And while I can't really picture myself taking it back to the store and asking for a new onion, I must admit to being slightly amused at the concept. So - have you ever attempted to return an item that isn't normally returned? Any humourous stories to share as I contemplate what to do with this onion?