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Super Bowl poll

The things you'd do to get Super Bowl tickets. We're talking end zone seats and close enough to touch the receiver when he dives into the stands

Spend one night in prison (not jail)
2(6.2%)
Do a rock of crack
1(3.1%)
Perform oral pleasures on Peyton Manning
3(9.4%)
Eat a live madagascar hissing cockroach
0(0.0%)
Shoot Dakota Fanning in the face with a paintball gun
4(12.5%)
Put up naked pictures of yourself in your LJ for one day
1(3.1%)
Consume 25,000 calories in one day
5(15.6%)
Agree to attend the game wearing only a banana hammock/thong and Band-Aids (if you're a girl)
0(0.0%)
Walk out to the middle of the packed stadium, drop trou, and do a #2 in a bucket
1(3.1%)
Wax your pet
0(0.0%)

TQC football poll (minus the cash payout in the end)

Bears by one score
4(8.3%)
Bears by two scores
7(14.6%)
Bears by three or more scores
0(0.0%)
Colts by one score
3(6.2%)
Colts by two scores
2(4.2%)
Colts by three or more scores
1(2.1%)
It'll be the first SB tie ever
0(0.0%)
Second coming of Jesus. End of world happens. No one wins
12(25.0%)
Prince drives the crowd wild during halftime when his nipple pops out. A riot ensues. Game is cancelled
19(39.6%)

Your favorite thing about Super Bowl Sunday

The game. These are the two best teams duking it out, each playing their heart out to win
2(3.5%)
Getting drunk off cheap beer in my comfy chair
2(3.5%)
The new commercials
10(17.5%)
Watching whatever washed-up musical has-been perform the halftime show
2(3.5%)
Super Bowl party
7(12.3%)
Watching the faces of the losing team when they realize they've played 18 games successfully only to lose the one that counts
3(5.3%)
The fact that after this, no one will be talking about football for another 6 months
21(36.8%)
Watching the players' asses on the field as they're runnnig about
2(3.5%)
It means it's one week closer to the Pro Bowl!
0(0.0%)
Everybody's at home today, so the freeways, malls and Disneyland are relative ghost towns
8(14.0%)
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