Examples of things I'd love to hear about:
"I have webbed toes!"
"My parents are cousins!"
"I beat Christina Aguilera on StarSearch!"
"My childhood pet was a slug!"
"I blew one of the members of Stryper!"
ETA: I changed "slept with" to "blew" because the members of Stryper are Christian and may not believe in pre-marital intercourse. I don't know for sure, I've never tried to sleep with them or blow them.