national douche-bag day
after having several warnings and tickets for being douche-bag driver, you will recieve a letter in the mail stating that on a given date (24 hours), you will relinquish all rights to driving a motorized vehicle of any sort...you will be allowed to leave your home (go to the store, a mall, run errands w/said person, etc...) either on foot, on a bike, or as a passenger in/on a moterized vehicle...however, giving that the letter is fair warning, and you do decide to attempt to venture forth in a motorized vehicle (either yours or someone else's), it will be legal for anyone w/a gun (rifle, bazooka, cannon, etc...) to permanently take you out of the human race altogether. remember, you had been told in advance.
i think this about covers it...
would you add anything to it?