1. How 'bout them Crocs?
2. If you don't think they are the most atrocious looking shoes on the planet, please explain.
3. Would you lose the least bit of respect for someone who wore a pair of these here Crocs to a wedding reception?
4. Would you lose respect for yourself if you found yourself starting to like these here Crocs?
5. Do you own a pair of Crocs? Do you wear them in public? Do you find that people look at you funny when you do wear them?
6. Maybe you don't think Crocs are that bad - are their any fashion trends that almost literally turn your stomach?