Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Who'd you'd hire as your poolboy (assuming you had a pool)

Competent, middle-aged individual, who shows up, does an excellent job, says little, and gets er dun
70(56.0%)
Young, attractive individual, who strips down to a bikini or just board shorts, and does just a job that could use improvement
22(17.6%)
Person with an excellent personality, who tells stories and jokes and keeps you entertained, but just does an average job
24(19.2%)
Wouldn't care. Whoever's the cheapest
9(7.2%)

Who'd you'd hire as your assistant

Competent, experienced, older lady, who doesn't have a lot of personality but does an excellent job
63(50.0%)
Attractive, damn sexy assistant who only does an average job
10(7.9%)
Likable, friendly, charismatic assistant who only does an average job
51(40.5%)
Whoever is willing to work for the least
2(1.6%)

Who you'd hire as your bodyguard (assuming you're important enough to command protection)

Middle-aged guy who's only average in build, but is a former cop and secret service agent and knows how to identify problems before they're problems
73(57.9%)
Fellow who's extremely large and physically intimidating, but lacks perception skills or a lot of smarts
5(4.0%)
One who doesn't look like a bodyguard. Amiable, friendly, knows how to talk to people and diffuse situations, and how to fight if it can't be fixed
44(34.9%)
A bodyguard who's not that exceptional in any way and just does a passable job overall, but is well connected and can get you into any party or any club
4(3.2%)

Who you'd hire as your personal chef

One who has a lot of experience, who can prepare any meal, for any number of people, and make it scrumptuous and look professionally catered
33(26.2%)
A chef who can make all your favorite foods, and prepare them better than you've ever had before
30(23.8%)
A chef who's health conscious, who can prepare low-cal, low-fat, healthy meals that taste as good as the real thing
62(49.2%)
Whoever's the cheapest
1(0.8%)

Who you'd want as your waiter/waitress

Competent, efficient server, who gets my order exactly how I want and is attentive. Not that personable
78(61.9%)
Friendly, entertaining, personable server who may get 1 or 2 things wrong and might not be there as often, but who engages in stimulating banter and conversation with you when they are
42(33.3%)
Flirty, very attractive server, wearing very tight pants. It's their first day
6(4.8%)

Lastly, do you tip anyone for the holidays? Like your mailman, gardener, etc?

Yes
37(30.3%)
No
57(46.7%)
I feel no reason to
28(23.0%)
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