I'm watching the Discovery Channel. There's an AKC dog championship show coming up next. Every commercial break, they show an ad for it. It's a song about different "types" of dogs - for example, a fluffy pink poodle thing, dogs in every shade of black, white, and brown, big dogs and little dogs, etc. There's one part... I've seen it twice but haven't been able to figure out what the guy is saying. It sounds like "sick dogs and shitty dogs" but I'm pretty sure that's not what he actually says.