# Odds and Ends

Pick one

Finding a \$10 bill under your pillow every morning when you wake up
94(43.3%)
For the rest of your life, you can convert any excess pounds (weight) you're carrying into \$5 each. Shed 5 lbs, gain \$25
57(26.3%)
You have the ability to breathe underwater, and you cannot drown
46(21.2%)
Ability to change your eye color and hair color at will
20(9.2%)

Pick one

Ability to heal completely, regardless of injury or illness, 10 people a year
168(78.5%)
Ability to administer a 'mental punch', which is the equivalent of a Hulk Hogan punch, 50 times a year. Distance is not a factor, as long as you can view the recipient
46(21.5%)

Brad Pitt wants to sleep with you. One time. How much would it probably take you to give in?

Three drinks
28(13.0%)
\$100
1(0.5%)
\$1,000
12(5.6%)
\$10,000
15(6.9%)
\$100,000
18(8.3%)
\$1,000,000
45(20.8%)
No amount of money can get me to sleep with him
54(25.0%)
All he has to do is ask, really
43(19.9%)

Scarlett Johansson wants to sleep with you. One time. How much would it probably take you to give in?

Three drinks
26(12.1%)
\$100
2(0.9%)
\$1,000
9(4.2%)
\$10,000
12(5.6%)
\$100,000
17(7.9%)
\$1,000,000
38(17.8%)
No amount of money can get me to sleep with her
46(21.5%)
All she has to do is ask, really
64(29.9%)

You get invited by your SO someplace new for lunch. You go through a series of doors, only to wind up on a tv stage. It's the Jerry Springer show! Your SO is there, and a few other people sitting in chairs. Your SO points to an empty chair, where you're meant to sit. You have no idea (yet) what the topic is. The camera's on you and the crowd 'OOOOO's when you arrive. How do you react?

Sit in the chair politely, join the show, and try and handle myself with as much dignity and reason I possess to not look foolish
88(40.6%)
Go over the top. Charge my SO, get all feisty, throw a chair. No way I'm taking this seriously
9(4.1%)
Turn around and run back. I don't care how I look on tv
47(21.7%)
Sit down, and publically dump my SO on national tv. Refuse to utter another word
39(18.0%)
Sit down and break down and cry. I had no idea my SO hated me so much
7(3.2%)
Pfft. As if I'd ever have a SO
17(7.8%)
You got it reversed. I'd be the one to set up my SO on the Springer show
10(4.6%)
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