Genevieve (gin_shampoo) wrote in thequestionclub,
Genevieve
gin_shampoo
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What do you envision your funeral to be like? What would you like to happen to your body?


I have a couple plans. First and for most, no matter how my funeral goes down, the song "It's a very Merry Un-Birthday" shall be playing.

1. My first idea is for my funeral o be a BBQ of me :D I'll have a tongue sandwich and instead of an olive on the toothpick, I'll have an eye on it! And there'll be a trinket booth with suck items as a leather jacket made out of my skin, various organs in jars sitting on pedestals, a wig made of my hair, etc.

2. Send my body to a taxidermist and put my body in the classic attacking bear position.

3. Have my body mummified. It's expensive, but damn it'd be cool.

4. Put my ashes in the plastic to mold a frisbee!

Those last two ideas I got from this great book, Book of Lists.

X-posted

Edit: I meant to say *from this great book* instead of 'for' and I made that link to the wrong book. All fixed now!
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