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I should be sleeping and instead I made this poll based on a survey meme I got a looong time ago. Some options added or tweaked but basically it's just a rip off. Enjoy.

Which contest would you be most willing to compete in?

A bake-off
42(28.8%)
A pie-eating contest
9(6.2%)
A wet t-shirt contest
19(13.0%)
A spelling bee
72(49.3%)
A marathon race
4(2.7%)

How would you prefer to die?

Public hanging
63(44.4%)
By fire
10(7.0%)
By drowning
31(21.8%)
Shark attack
20(14.1%)
Starving to death
18(12.7%)

Which scenario would cause you to feel more guilt:

ccidentally shooting someone in the chest
72(50.7%)
starting a forest fire that killed thousands of animals
70(49.3%)

What would you rather drink a glass of?

Muddy water
35(24.3%)
Saliva
8(5.6%)
Olive oil
57(39.6%)
Vinegar
44(30.6%)
Warm rotten milk
0(0.0%)

What would you rather eat for dinner?

Raccoon spare ribs
46(34.6%)
Deep fried gerbils
10(7.5%)
St. Bernard steak
11(8.3%)
Kitty cat stir-fry
14(10.5%)
Horse d'œuvres
52(39.1%)

If you were poor and desperate what would you sell first?

Your sperm/eggs
71(49.3%)
Your wedding ring
18(12.5%)
Your car
34(23.6%)
Your body (prostitution)
15(10.4%)
Your name on ebay-- so someone else gets to change it (and yes you have to go by it)
6(4.2%)

What would you rather do?

run through a preschool naked
86(60.6%)
walk across hot coals
43(30.3%)
iron your chest
0(0.0%)
staple bologna to your cheek
12(8.5%)
cut off your little finger
1(0.7%)

A friend builds a time machine and wants you to travel with him, which direction do you travel?

Distant past (600+ years)
30(20.7%)
Recent past (maximum of 12 years ago)
22(15.2%)
Not-So-Distant Future (maximum of 12 years ahead)
28(19.3%)
Distant Future (600+ years)
39(26.9%)
Nowhere, you refuse to go with him
26(17.9%)

What would you rather have thrown at you?

an ounce of battery acid
13(9.1%)
an ice pick
36(25.2%)
five ninja throwing stars
3(2.1%)
fifty spiders
67(46.9%)
two angry dobermans
24(16.8%)

What would you rather give up for a month?

Electricity
21(14.6%)
Human contact
40(27.8%)
Hygiene products
10(6.9%)
Solid food
44(30.6%)
The written word
29(20.1%)

Where would you rather be lost?

at sea
20(14.0%)
in the desert
8(5.6%)
in a cave
21(14.7%)
in the jungle
87(60.8%)
in the arctic
7(4.9%)

Would you go to the bathroom in your pants for two days, without changing your clothes, for a $10,000 shopping spree at the nearest mall?

Yes
74(51.0%)
No
71(49.0%)
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