Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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What causes acne?

God no longer loves you
19(20.4%)
Witchcraft
3(3.2%)
Hormones and the sebaceous gland
30(32.3%)
Chocolate
2(2.2%)
Sin
4(4.3%)
al Qaida
11(11.8%)
Too much masturbation
11(11.8%)
A pimple got a promotion
8(8.6%)
Voodoo
5(5.4%)

Where do babies traditionally come from?

Something to do with having sex with birds and bees. Sounds dangerous
16(17.4%)
The cabbage patch
2(2.2%)
Mommy and daddy doing a certain dance together in bed
11(12.0%)
The stork brings them
5(5.4%)
The stork shows up, and knocks up mommy
10(10.9%)
You find them on your porch
0(0.0%)
What happens when you get a woman wet, feed her after midnight or expose her to sunlight
23(25.0%)
Kevin Federline and his superpotent swimmers
7(7.6%)
Ebay
18(19.6%)

Why does everyone love Raymond?

He love you long time
13(14.0%)
They don't; they're faking it to get onto his show
15(16.1%)
He's hung like a shetland pony
12(12.9%)
He's a decent fellow
7(7.5%)
Nobody does. It's what you call an ironic title
46(49.5%)

Why won't you love me?

You can't love anyone anymore after the 'accident'
8(8.7%)
I smell like two apes greco-roman wrestling
0(0.0%)
You're just using me
10(10.9%)
You've heard the rumors about that night in Cabo
9(9.8%)
I'm an idiot and my mother dresses me funny
8(8.7%)
What do you call last night, ya perverted ingrate?
7(7.6%)
I like you, but I'm not ready to take this LJ thing to the next level yet
20(21.7%)
"I don't see a ring on this finger!"
8(8.7%)
You're allergic to me
13(14.1%)
Nobody loves you, fourcorners
9(9.8%)
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