name (overandoverture) wrote in thequestionclub,

  • Music:
I'm digging out my Christmas CDs (yeah, it's a bit early, but I'm getting kind of excited about Christmas music), and came across a mix I got a few years ago from an ex. The last song on it is a live parody of "I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas" called "I'm Gettin' Jack Shit For Christmas". The ex and/or one of his friends downloaded it from Kazzaa a few years back as it was falsely attributed to They Might Be Giants. It does sound a bit like John Linnell, but there's just no way TMBG did this.
I fucked a frog in science class, somebody snitched on me.
I whacked my meat at midnight mass, somebody snitched on me.
Once while on a camping trip I farted in the onion dip,
Spead my cheeks and let it rip, somebody snitched on me.
Oooh, I'm gettin' jack shit for Christmas.
Mommy and Daddy are pissed.
I'm gettin' jack shit for Christmas
'Cause I'm on the fat guy's shit list.
I sniffed my sister's hosiery, somebody snitched on me.
I hung tampons on the tree, somebody snitched on me.
I stole pot from Mommy's drawer, sold it to the cop next door,
Went to town and bought a whore, somebody snitched on me.
Any idea who the artist is?
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