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Poll #862296 Christmas ditties

Frosty the snowman knew the sun was hot that day. So he said, "Let's run and we'll have some fun _____

before I melt away"
39(48.8%)
when you sit on Frosty's lap"
12(15.0%)
and we'll smoke this blunt away"
29(36.2%)

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say ____

it glows
36(45.0%)
he does blow
11(13.8%)
WHOA!
10(12.5%)
...so?
5(6.2%)
D'OH!
3(3.8%)
you filthy ho
9(11.2%)
he reminds you of shippo (cause he's magical and found helping Santa every Christmas)
6(7.5%)

He knows when you've been sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good so _____. Santa Claus is coming to town

be good for goodness sake
28(35.0%)
close your freakin' curtains already
16(20.0%)
you'd better get a shotgon ASAP
9(11.2%)
can we say 'creepy old man stalker?'
15(18.8%)
I guess we forgot to turn our webcam off last night
12(15.0%)

Oh the weather outside is frightful, But the fire is so delightful, And since we've no place to go, ______

Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
28(35.0%)
Let's do blow! Let's do blow! Let's do blow!
12(15.0%)
Stripper pole! Stripper pole! Stripper pole!
18(22.5%)
Donkey show! Donkey show! Donkey show!
8(10.0%)
Margaret Cho! Margaret Cho! Margaret Cho!
14(17.5%)
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