Frosty the snowman knew the sun was hot that day. So he said, "Let's run and we'll have some fun _____
before I melt away"
when you sit on Frosty's lap"
and we'll smoke this blunt away"
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say ____
he reminds you of shippo (cause he's magical and found helping Santa every Christmas)
He knows when you've been sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good so _____. Santa Claus is coming to town
be good for goodness sake
close your freakin' curtains already
you'd better get a shotgon ASAP
can we say 'creepy old man stalker?'
I guess we forgot to turn our webcam off last night
Oh the weather outside is frightful, But the fire is so delightful, And since we've no place to go, ______
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
Let's do blow! Let's do blow! Let's do blow!
Stripper pole! Stripper pole! Stripper pole!
Donkey show! Donkey show! Donkey show!
Margaret Cho! Margaret Cho! Margaret Cho!