turbopunk (turbopunk) wrote in thequestionclub,
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costume help

dear tqc'ers :

i'm in a bit of a pickle. you see, i must have a costume for halloween. normally, this would not be a problem for myself, but there are obsticles.

you see, i work in a night club. in my position at the nightclub, i have to have full range of motion, full visiablity, and pockets. it appears the pockets is the most difficult part . . .

basically, i'm a pretty standard guy. i just can't come up with something to wear that gives me all three of these necessities.

so, dear question club, got any ideas for me?
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