My stomach hurts. It started this morning (it is about 1PM now), and it's progressively gotten worse, although it did go away long enough for me to eat lunch. If I think about food now I want to throw up. Other than that, I don't really feel nauseated (maybe a little, but not a lot). It's not cramping, but it does hurt (obviously). I haven't eaten anything weird within the past 24+ hours either.
Does anyone know what kind of pain I'm talking about? What can I do to make it go AWAY? Please, anything. I feel like shit.