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Poll #838547 New adages

She sells ______ by the seashore

seashells
25(22.9%)
crack
12(11.0%)
poonanny
12(11.0%)
Jack Chick tracts
5(4.6%)
her sister's poonanny
9(8.3%)
girl scout cookies
12(11.0%)
insurance
9(8.3%)
illegal alien daylaborers
14(12.8%)
weapons of mass destruction
11(10.1%)

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him ____

drink
17(15.3%)
drink whiskey
3(2.7%)
drink all of it
1(0.9%)
walk on it
16(14.4%)
love you...in that way
19(17.1%)
kill
4(3.6%)
forget the fact you lost your license due to too much glug glug and you're forced to ride him to work
16(14.4%)
taste like chicken
24(21.6%)
dispose of the evidence
11(9.9%)

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names ____

will never hurt me
15(13.5%)
really turn me on
16(14.4%)
show me that you love me
4(3.6%)
make me not want to sell drugs to you
6(5.4%)
make me want to kill you..and anyone who looks like you
6(5.4%)
will only incriminate you
14(12.6%)
will not make me forget that my bones are broken
12(10.8%)
show me what a retard you can be
14(12.6%)
and telephone numbers are available if you'd like to schedule an appointment
24(21.6%)

If you love someone, set them free, if they don't come back, _____

it wasn't meant to be
13(11.6%)
hunt them down and kill them
12(10.7%)
slavery probably wasn't the answer to begin with
31(27.7%)
find someone who looks like them and chain them to the radiator
5(4.5%)
they don't love me, ie, masturbation time
7(6.2%)
they're lying, manipulative WHORES
10(8.9%)
wild dingos probably got them
16(14.3%)
well, a cell guard's life is a lonely one
6(5.4%)
you were a pretty bad lay
7(6.2%)
increase medication
5(4.5%)

Too many cooks spoil ___

the brew
21(18.9%)
the orgy
26(23.4%)
when you don't wrap their bodies in plastic
42(37.8%)
the mood when you're thinking about sex
12(10.8%)
my high
10(9.0%)

As happy as ____ full of monkeys

a tree
14(12.7%)
pants
16(14.5%)
a blender
17(15.5%)
a belly
9(8.2%)
a sandwich
4(3.6%)
a porno
21(19.1%)
an elevator
21(19.1%)
a mouth
2(1.8%)
my poonanny
6(5.5%)

You can't teach ______ new tricks

an old dog
12(10.9%)
an old hooker
7(6.4%)
your mom
16(14.5%)
your mom's poonanny
4(3.6%)
kiddies
1(0.9%)
transsexual Amish circus performers
30(27.3%)
George Dubya Bush
36(32.7%)
an old penis
4(3.6%)
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