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The poll with nothing to lose

The doctor palms the man's junk and asks him to cough. Which of these scenarios is the least appropriate?

The man came there for a flu shot
7(6.7%)
They're both on the subway
67(64.4%)
The man grabbed the doctor's junk first
6(5.8%)
The doctor is an ear and nose doctor
8(7.7%)
The doctor has a scalpel in his other hand
16(15.4%)

In which case is touching the least acceptable?

Counseller hugging a grieving student
0(0.0%)
Camp leader showing a camper a trick he learned at Neverland Ranch
1(1.0%)
Doctor grabbing man's junk and asking him to cough in a restaurant
2(1.9%)
Man grabbing stripper's boob during lap dance
1(1.0%)
Priest warning altar boy about the dangers of homosexuality, then showing him exactly WHAT homosexuality feels like, so he can, you know, better recognize it
87(83.7%)
Anything involving Michael Jackson
10(9.6%)
What goes on in the Hatfield treehouse when the cousins come a-visitin'
0(0.0%)
Man who you assume (hope) is a male nurse giving you an impromptu 3am sponge bath by candlelight
2(1.9%)
Boss pulling employee under a sprig of mistletoe
0(0.0%)
Any contact on the first date
1(1.0%)

Which of these things do you believe exists?

Santa Claus
1(1.0%)
Ufos
5(4.8%)
Ghosts
13(12.4%)
Faeries
4(3.8%)
Bigfoot
2(1.9%)
Angels
5(4.8%)
God speaks to George Bush and wants Iraq to have a democracy
0(0.0%)
The possibility that someday I'll have a multiple orgasm
9(8.6%)
There are handsome, dashing, charming men out there who don't like other handsome, dashing, charming men
10(9.5%)
Whenevery you masturbate, God kills a kitten
5(4.8%)
Hilary Clinton having a shot at president in 2008
7(6.7%)
The true message of Christmas
4(3.8%)
U.S. moral integrity
1(1.0%)
Robin Williams is entertaining
17(16.2%)
Global Warming
22(21.0%)

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

Shave my head
4(3.8%)
Drive to New Mexico and back again
6(5.8%)
Streak at the office/school
0(0.0%)
Make threatening statements on the Homeland Security hotline
0(0.0%)
Watch the Larry the Cable Guy movie
14(13.5%)
Eat a spider
0(0.0%)
Slide on a Slip-n-Slide full of pepper spray
0(0.0%)
Join the re-elect Mark Foley campaign
1(1.0%)
Accept Jesus Christ as my personal savior
1(1.0%)
Probably nothing
78(75.0%)

You can make any famous person gain 100 pounds. Who do you select?

Nicole Ritchie
42(38.2%)
Richard Simmons
11(10.0%)
Dick Cheney
3(2.7%)
Bill Clinton
1(0.9%)
Jessica Alba
0(0.0%)
Pat Robertson
2(1.8%)
Michael Moore
5(4.5%)
Mary Kate Olsen
16(14.5%)
Britney Spears
7(6.4%)
Johnny Depp
1(0.9%)
Jessica Simpson
9(8.2%)
Brad Pitt
3(2.7%)
Angelina Jolie
5(4.5%)
Anna Nicole Smith (get back to your former weight)
2(1.8%)
Dalai Lama
3(2.7%)
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