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Wily as a coyote
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Poll #825097 BIGFOOT!

You're in the woods. You hear a SNAP, turn around, and you're face to face with something hairy. What is it?

A bear
5(5.7%)
Harry, minus the Hendersons
3(3.4%)
Robin Williams
19(21.8%)
Your aunt Melba
0(0.0%)
Sasquatch
4(4.6%)
Giant ape!
2(2.3%)
A bag of hair
3(3.4%)
Suri Cruise (did you see the mop on that kid's head?)
8(9.2%)
Lonely man with hairy palms
1(1.1%)
Teen Wolf
1(1.1%)
Three lesbians in shorts
15(17.2%)
Beast, with Belle nowhere in sight
6(6.9%)
Wookie
9(10.3%)
Dozens of Tribbles
5(5.7%)
A furry
6(6.9%)

What do they want?

Give them food
4(4.6%)
Be their food
1(1.1%)
To see RV with him
1(1.1%)
Give directions to the Melissa Etheridge concert
3(3.4%)
Have kinky non-hairy sex with them
3(3.4%)
To take these Jack Chick tracks, and to know if you've been 'saved'
1(1.1%)
Not leave his castle
0(0.0%)
To be his girlfriend
1(1.1%)
Ointment
1(1.1%)
Accept this copy of Dianetics
3(3.4%)
BEER BONG!
10(11.5%)
Play a game of chess
7(8.0%)
Put on these kitty ears
2(2.3%)
Scritch behind his ears
8(9.2%)
Hand cream
3(3.4%)

They want to meet you again. Where would you probably find them?

At a SciFi convention
12(13.8%)
Adult section at the local video rental
8(9.2%)
On campus
8(9.2%)
Empire State Building
2(2.3%)
Softball game
3(3.4%)
99 Cent Store
9(10.3%)
Cover of a tabloid
5(5.7%)
Disneyland
4(4.6%)
Leno's couch
8(9.2%)
In the bushes outside your room
28(32.2%)

What would be the best thing if you captured them?

Millions of dollars, for this hairy creature is quite elusive
13(15.1%)
Less godawful comedies in the future
5(5.8%)
One less of those sick freaks roaming the streets
3(3.5%)
You can create a farm, breed them together, and sell them in bulk
11(12.8%)
They'd stop posting damn pictures of their stupid face in the tabloids
4(4.7%)
Best oral sex you ever had
16(18.6%)
They'd take you with him to his castle in France
7(8.1%)
You can make your own fur coat out of their pelt
6(7.0%)
Good eating
6(7.0%)
PETA wouldn't really care if you mistreat them
15(17.4%)
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