holy shit, did you see this coming?!
are you wearing a scarf today?
why, no i'm not!
why, i was earlier, but am no longer!
why, not yet, but maybe later!
when's the last time you went to an antiques market?
in the past month
in the past 3 months
it's been over a year
gorsh, i never bin to wunna those!
what did you have/are you going to have for brekkie?
nothing, brekkie is for pussies
how's football going for you?
i don't "do" football
do you have mice in your house/apartment?
how do you suppose His Holiness Phil Collins is doing today?
what's with all the genital questions in the past few weeks?
doesn't not having internet at your house fucking blow?
yes, yes it does
eh, it's not too bad
no, i think that's great
sooooooo, how've you been then?
i've been great!
i'm doing well, thanks
oh, not too bad
eh, hanging in there
shitty, thanks for bringing it up