See, they just tried "HAHAHA SERENA YOU'RE SERENE!" to which I responded "Um, do you know what Serene means?" "NO WE'RE STUPID AND HAVE LITTLE DICKS AND TORMENT THE SHORT GIRL" "Oh, kay, carry on."
Girls - or guys, whatever - did you wear dresses when you were little?
I wore a dress three times at school. Once for my first communion wherein my mother had to bribe me, Pioneer Day because my mother gave me a lunch of bacon and cookies, and a Christmas program where I wore a dress and ran so quickly it few up and everyone saw my panties; this was before I had the Ghetto-Booty-of-the-Mediterranean so it wasn't that exciting.