It's a teeth optional situation (wookiewife) wrote in thequestionclub,
It's a teeth optional situation
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Speech! Speech!

Wedding reception speeches... Got any funny lines, tips, suggestions, etc., for a Maid of Honor?

Here's what I have so far:
I've been telling [bride] for years that [groom] was head over heels in love with her. Did she ever believe me? No. [turns to the bride] *pfffffft* Toldja so.

Only I don't think that's going to go over so well.
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