Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Ghost Whisperings

Your residence is haunted! Whether you believe in ghosts or not, you have one. What kind of ghost would you prefer to have?

Attractive male model type
9(7.1%)
Attractive female model type
7(5.6%)
Innocuous, friendly old lady
12(9.5%)
Little girl who likes to play with ghost dollies and jump rope
4(3.2%)
Little boy who likes to play hide and seek and dress like a cowboy
4(3.2%)
Walt Disney
4(3.2%)
Some rock star who OD'd, someone who's so cool that the only reason they'd be at your place would be is if they couldn't leave
14(11.1%)
Really shy ghost, tends to stay really far away and not confront you
15(11.9%)
Really lazy ghost. Tends to just sit around watching tv with you, or sleeping on the couch
27(21.4%)
Scary ghost. I have my reasons
3(2.4%)
Ghost kitty
22(17.5%)
OCD ghost
5(4.0%)

What would you hope the interaction with said ghost would be like?

Not much. I'd find the place straightened up, the blanket pulled up over me sometimes
29(23.0%)
To be waken up violently often, usually running screaming down the hallway
0(0.0%)
Watching me when I shower, some light petting while I was in bed, cause the spirit has the hots for me
8(6.3%)
Some light utterances as I'm changing channels on the tv
5(4.0%)
They'd ask me to play with them now and then
14(11.1%)
Occassional viewing of them from across the house, never close by
10(7.9%)
Bathroom meticulously cleaned, being waken up during the night to sounds of cleaning
7(5.6%)
Ghost curls up beside you in bed
17(13.5%)
You see them reading a book for hours or playing solitaire, oblivious to you
21(16.7%)
When you come home, the ghost wants to party, and urges you to drink with them or score them some drugs
12(9.5%)
Persistant anecdotes about how they thought of a certain cartoon mouse, and periodic questions about when they're thawing out his body from cryogenics
3(2.4%)

Nicest thing your ghost could leave you

Baked cookies
22(17.5%)
An immaculate bathroom. You can see your reflection in the tiles, which doesn't even seem possible
27(21.4%)
A dead mouse
3(2.4%)
Sexually exhausted
15(11.9%)
Free tickets to Disneyland
11(8.7%)
Paper doll dressed up to look like you
4(3.2%)
Voodoo doll dressed to look like you, hanging ominously from a noose above your bed
3(2.4%)
A positive message written with shaving cream on your bathroom mirror
27(21.4%)
Alone
14(11.1%)

Worse habit your ghost has

Late night revelling when you need to sleep
8(6.5%)
Refuses to understand 'I have a headache'
10(8.1%)
Supernatural hairballs
13(10.5%)
Making the walls bleed. Do you know how farkin' hard it is to clean up afterwards?
8(6.5%)
Wanting to play in the wee hours
15(12.1%)
Doing your crosswords in the morning, and using all your stationary to write really bad, dull stories
26(21.0%)
Leaving ghostly body odor on your couch. You suspect it's from them sleeping on it at night
13(10.5%)
Waking you up late at night by vacuuming the floor for the umpteenth time
12(9.7%)
Turning on the dvd whenever you're watching tv and putting in a Disney movie
5(4.0%)
Throwing out your porn, liquor and pot, replacing them with a bible, milk and chewing gum
14(11.3%)

How long you could live with this ghost before calling in the ghostbusters?

Indefinitely
88(69.8%)
One day
0(0.0%)
A year
15(11.9%)
I'd call ghostbusters right away
4(3.2%)
Until I get a better romantic offer in real life
11(8.7%)
One week
8(6.3%)

Name you'd more likely give your ghost roommate

Billy
1(0.8%)
Lord Balfur, Duke of the 5th Circle of Hell
8(6.5%)
Mrs. Belvedere
5(4.0%)
Sebastion
22(17.7%)
Felix
14(11.3%)
Pamela
5(4.0%)
Mr. Smith (kinda boring, eh?)
3(2.4%)
Kurt
3(2.4%)
Mittens
5(4.0%)
Walt
4(3.2%)
Ghosty McGhosterson
15(12.1%)
Fabio
4(3.2%)
Otto
13(10.5%)
Fiona
14(11.3%)
Le Spook
8(6.5%)
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