Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Stripping, love birds and Sunday dads

Strip poker! You're playing strip poker with some members of TQC. How far do you go?

Fully clothed. I won't engage in such a crude, cheesy pasttime
1(1.4%)
Shoes, socks and jacket only
12(17.1%)
No shirt
2(2.9%)
Just my underwear/bra and panties
21(30.0%)
No bra, just panties
7(10.0%)
One birthday suit coming up
27(38.6%)

That was interesting! Let's say at this strip poker game, Johnny Depp or Angelina Jolie is there. You're about 2 articles of clothing removed ahead of them, and once you're naked, you have to leave the room. How far would you strip to see some hot naked celeb booty?

Fully clothed. I won't engage in such a crude, cheesy pasttime
2(2.9%)
Shoes, socks and jacket only
7(10.1%)
No shirt
1(1.4%)
Just my underwear/bra and panties
14(20.3%)
No bra, just panties
10(14.5%)
One birthday suit coming up
35(50.7%)

How many birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

5
14(19.7%)
15
8(11.3%)
25
8(11.3%)
50
2(2.8%)
100
3(4.2%)
501
14(19.7%)
10,000,000
22(31.0%)

What types of birds are they?

Sparrows
8(11.3%)
Hummingbirds
9(12.7%)
Ravens
9(12.7%)
Nightingales
2(2.8%)
Vultures
2(2.8%)
Emus
10(14.1%)
Falcons
5(7.0%)
Penguins
20(28.2%)
Pigeons
6(8.5%)

What do the birds want?

To gloriously celebrate this beautiful thing called love
8(11.4%)
To share in the rapturous feeling of life that you are living
14(20.0%)
Revenge
13(18.6%)
To feed
10(14.3%)
Nothing. They spookily just watch your every movement
25(35.7%)

Ladies, if you had to settle down with a Sunday night cartoon character, who would you sooner choose?

Homer Simpson
29(46.0%)
Peter Griffin
22(34.9%)
Stan Smith
12(19.0%)
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