At least four times a day.
02. a. Do you use / have you used whitening toothpaste / whitening strips / anything like?
02. b. Do / did they work?
03. a. Are your teeth crooked / spaced / otherwise mutated?
My teeth are all a bit spacey, and there are two that don't exist at all.
03. b. If yes, have you used braces / a retainer / another Device of Toothly Torture to try and correct them? If no, did you use braces / a retainer / another Device of Toothly Torture to achieve your Perfect Smile?
04. What is / was your rate of exchange with the Tooth Fairy?
$1 Canadian / tooth, $2 / molar.
05. How many cavities have you had?
I think the total is up to ten now.
06. What colour are your dentist's eyes?
A very pretty hazel.