You wake up one morning and find out you're the proud owner of a wookie! Good for you! Well, I mean, you don't own the wookie, but the wookie won't go away.
1) what do you name the wookie?
2) what do you do with the wookie?
3) what do you suppose wookies eat?
4) how the hell does Han Solo talk to these things? I can't understand a god damn thing this wookie is saying.