You're trapped in an elevator for 2 hours. There's somebody else with you in the elevator. What's the last thing you want to hear them say?
"Are you just as turned on by this as I am? Wanna see how turned on I am?"
"um...damn...I apogolize for what's going to happen next, but I have to use the bathroom really bad. Stupid fiber"
"Have you accepted the Lord Jesus as your lord and savior? Let me take this time to inform you about him"
"Knnnives are cool. Do you like Knnnives? This here is my lucky knnnnife"
"I'm...claustrophobic, And diabetic and I don't have my insulin. If I start freaking out and lashing out at random, don't take it personally"
"Does that sound like a....cable breaking?"
"Alla Ackbar. Allah Ackbar. Allah is good. I'm coming soon, Allah"
Nothing, but you realize that the other person is in a furry suit and staring at you intently, silently
"I'm fourcorners. How do you do?"
Best way to wake up in the morning?
Snuggling next to your significant other
In a big pile of cash
Next to a gorgeous model type, with not a stitch of clothes anywhere near the bed
With a severed horse head under the blanket (I hate horses)
To the tune of your favorite band playing your favorite song....cause they're in the room serenading you
Next to Osama bin Laden (I found you, sucka! Reward money's all mine)
With the superpower of heat vision
With a bigger rack