Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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You're trapped in an elevator for 2 hours. There's somebody else with you in the elevator. What's the last thing you want to hear them say?

"Are you just as turned on by this as I am? Wanna see how turned on I am?"
12(6.5%)
"um...damn...I apogolize for what's going to happen next, but I have to use the bathroom really bad. Stupid fiber"
56(30.3%)
"Have you accepted the Lord Jesus as your lord and savior? Let me take this time to inform you about him"
38(20.5%)
"Knnnives are cool. Do you like Knnnives? This here is my lucky knnnnife"
24(13.0%)
"I'm...claustrophobic, And diabetic and I don't have my insulin. If I start freaking out and lashing out at random, don't take it personally"
11(5.9%)
"Does that sound like a....cable breaking?"
10(5.4%)
"Alla Ackbar. Allah Ackbar. Allah is good. I'm coming soon, Allah"
6(3.2%)
Nothing, but you realize that the other person is in a furry suit and staring at you intently, silently
12(6.5%)
"I'm fourcorners. How do you do?"
16(8.6%)

Best way to wake up in the morning?

Snuggling next to your significant other
78(42.2%)
In a big pile of cash
59(31.9%)
Next to a gorgeous model type, with not a stitch of clothes anywhere near the bed
6(3.2%)
With a severed horse head under the blanket (I hate horses)
1(0.5%)
To the tune of your favorite band playing your favorite song....cause they're in the room serenading you
13(7.0%)
Next to Osama bin Laden (I found you, sucka! Reward money's all mine)
10(5.4%)
With the superpower of heat vision
10(5.4%)
With a bigger rack
8(4.3%)
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