"mom talk to you yet?"
and i said "about what?"
and he continues "you know"
and i said "no, i don't"
and he goes "you KNOW"
and i said, again, "about what?"
and he grimaces "about dating, and guys and shit"
(i looked down in the water cuz at this point i want to burst into laughter, but i do not -
he is trying his best to do the big brother thing)
so i say "no...we haven't talked"
he goes "ok...you like guys, right?"
i giggle and go "yeah, sure"
and he frowns "don't laugh - i'm serious about this shit"
so i attempt to refrain "ok, go ahead"
he squirms in his chair "ok, see there are guys in the marching band...and i used to be in the marching band and i know what guys like and what they do"
(he knows i'm in marching band - i play cymbals)
i say nothing
almost falling over from holding back the laugher...
"and yeah - so don't date guys"
so my question to you is:
who told you about sex?
and did you already know something?
how old were you?
how old was the person that told you?