Shameless, incorrigible, possibly the worst (fieryphoenix) wrote in thequestionclub,
Shameless, incorrigible, possibly the worst
fieryphoenix
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Dear Sirs, Madams, Those In-Between, and Those Not Conforming of The Question Club,

When I was 6 years old, I was running and jumping and being a rambunctous little child with a large piece of candy in my mouth. In the course of falling back from running into a wall, the piece of candy slipped into my espohagus. While it wasn't my trachea, thereby interfering with my breathing, it did still get lodged and cause a significant amount of pain. I was sent to the nurses office where I was given a warm drink to aid in dissolving the candy and allowed to rest until it fell through. Many uncomfortable minutes later, I felt a dull pop, and all was well.

However, that's not why I'm posting.

My concern is with a more recent experience. While in the bathroom, I noticed a fart I let escape made the entire room smell of gasoline. On my honor, it smelled exactly like gasoline (petrol, for you who use petrol and not gasoline, obviously). Now then, I briefly considered applying to OPEC, but realized I'm not really exporting anything yet, simply its aroma.

Now then:

Question 1a: Should I look further in to a partnership with OPEC?
Question 1b: Should I instead start small, waiting to see how this develops and then possibly open a self-service station?
Question 1c: Should I reserve this ability for impressing college students at parties?
Question 2: Am I dying?
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