Thanking the Gods that Be, I no longer work retail and haven't for a while now BUT I was wondering what some of you may like to share in regards to "The Weirdest/Worst Things You've Caught Customers Doing In Your Store."
I worked at a bookstore in a mall. Here are my stories.
- Discovered a random man taking a number two in our employee bathroom. Noone saw him go in there and we had no idea how long he had been there.
- A little girl threw up all over/on my coworker, right in the middle of the aisle.
- Young boys - never girls - would ALWAYS sneak the nudie magazines back to the kids section (it was in the back of the store) and read them. At night while organinzing the store you'd find Playboys stuck in between THE HUNGRY CATERPILLAR or GOODNIGHT MOON. AWESOME.
- We at one point had little pillars down the center aisle with tvs in them. One dude had his pants down and was jerking off to THE WIZARD OF OZ. Security!!!!