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bidets and toilet humour

1 Have you ever used a bidet?
2 Do you have one at home?
3 Do you prefer a bidet or using toilet paper?
4 Did you know you can get one with an enema function to make those "difficult bowel movements a thing of the past"?
5 Regarding the following q and a here(from the above website):
"HOW CAN A BIDET IMPROVE MY SEX LIFE?"

1/ When cleanliness is an issue, both men and women who want better hygiene before or after sexual activities can utilize our bidet for the cleansing and pulsating massage functions."

Have you used a bidet to improve your sex life?

6 On the Remote Control page, under Posterior Wash, it states that it sends a 'steam of water' - are you, like me, hoping that this is one of their many typos, or would you like to cook your behind?

7 It also states it can rinse out a woman's 'delicate parts'. Where oh where are your delicate parts?

8 Got any funny/scary/wtf stories relating to bidet use or misuse?
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