Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Now that we know who you'd like to work with, who would be the LAST person you'd want to have as a cubicle partner?

Born-again who leads every conversation back to Jesus, even the work-related ones
45(31.0%)
Quiet guy, doesn't say much, but has an NRA sticker on his wall and spends his lunch hour reading through Gun & Ammo Monthly and earmarking pages
1(0.7%)
Office tramp who makes it a point of sleeping with any cute guy in the workplace, regardless of their availability, and won't take no for an answer
4(2.8%)
An idiot who has real problems doing aspects of their job and is always asking you routine questions. They also have zero interest in retaining this new knowledge and will just ask you the same question the next time the problem arises
36(24.8%)
Gossip. Can't stop talking about everybody's personal lives, even when you're all supposed to be working.
2(1.4%)
Like Michael from The Office; thinks he's got a great sense of humor and is always telling you jokes and waiting for a response. Unfortunately, he's the most unfunny person you've ever met, and when you don't smile, he tries harder
3(2.1%)
Recently divorced older person sees you as their rebound fling. Conversations are sprinkled with innuendo and unwanted invitations for sex. They're not attractive
7(4.8%)
3 pack a day smoker. They smell like an ashtray, even from across the room
12(8.3%)
Drama llama. No matter what happens, this person interprets the situation as yet another incident of someone intentionally dissing them, concocts scenarios out of random acts, and everything is blown out of proportion
5(3.4%)
Unhygeinic person, who wears grungy mismatched clothes days in a row, raging halitosis and greasy hair
11(7.6%)
Lackey kissass. It's disgusting how much brownnosing they do, they'll say anything to get the boss to like them, even if it means pointing out poor behavior in a coworker
2(1.4%)
Manic-depressive who doesn't believe in medication
1(0.7%)
Doughy, dumpy, shy person who has a crush on you. They'll leave small tokens of their affection on your desk and you think that they stalk you on your lunch break
0(0.0%)
Complete snarky bitch who's passive aggressive towards everyone
9(6.2%)
Stoner who often comes back from lunch high and asks that you cover for them regarding some chores that they can't deal with while stoned. This happens at least once per week
7(4.8%)
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