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Poll #752981 Everybody Poops

Did you know that the children's book "Everybody Poops" is being made in to a movie?

No shit? (pardon the pun)
100(97.1%)
Yep
3(2.9%)

What do you think of this idea?

Funny
20(20.0%)
Funny but stupid
35(35.0%)
Lame
39(39.0%)
Will never work, Paul Provenza is insane.
6(6.0%)

How often do you drop a load?

More than twice a day
6(5.9%)
Twice a day
21(20.6%)
Once a day
34(33.3%)
Once every couple of days
38(37.3%)
Once a week
2(2.0%)
More than once a week
0(0.0%)
Once a month
0(0.0%)
I haven't dropped the kids off since the Clinton administration
1(1.0%)

Ew, what?

Floaters
7(6.9%)
Sinkers
43(42.6%)
In between
51(50.5%)

This poll is

Gross
40(39.6%)
Informative
43(42.6%)
Boring
18(17.8%)

Have you ever been constipated?

Yes, but rarely
74(73.3%)
Yes, all the time
7(6.9%)
Never
20(19.8%)

Have you ever farted in an elevator?

Nope
59(58.4%)
Yep and I claimed it
6(5.9%)
Yep and pretended it didn't happen
35(34.7%)
Yep and I blamed it on someone else.
1(1.0%)
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