last night, my co-worker commented on the fact that i don't wear make up. i told him 99% of my friends are male, so there's really no point, and i don't like how it feels on my face. he said that can't be right, women wear make up to impress men. i told him no, women wear make up to impress other women and themselves. it's akin to men walking around with their dicks out to see who has the biggest one. he laughed and said "you know, i don't like make up on women either.. that's probably true." if you care, his name is ralph and he's 74 and married.