No, seriously, the question is...
What did you do for your sweet 16?
Huge party, or just a gathering of friends?
Do you watch that really retarded MTV show Sweet Sixteen?
DID YOU CHANGE YOUR OUTFIT 5 TIMES DURING THE NIGHT CUZ THATS WHAT CELEBS DO?!?!?!!?!?! (rhetorical) (spelling error, most likely).
And unrelated-- What language did you take when you were in high school? Did you continue into college? Can you still speak it today?
Mine- in comments.