What's the most original and/or cruelest way you've ever woken someone up? Edit (to add a second question): What's the most original and/or cruelest way anyone has ever woken you up?
I've been up all night and my little sister, who wakes me up probably three days a week on average, is still sound asleep. I kinda want to go play my accordion next to her head. I played my accordion next to her head and woke her up.