Have you showered today?
No, but I will later
No, I'm not planning on it
Have you had problems with gmail in the last few days?
Yes! It's really annoying.
Yes, but I don't really mind
Nope, must just be you
I don't have gmail
Which of the MASH residences do you live in?
Are you now all "WTF is MASH?"
No, I used to do that all the time when I was a kid
No, I did a MASH thing yesterday
Yes! You must be a moon man.
If there was a small amount of a brown substance that could either be poo or chocolate, what would you do to figure out what it was?
Tell someone else it's chocolate and watch them taste it