Clothes you're wearing in old pictures:
I remember owning and wearing them all
17(58.6%)
I remember some but others are like WTF
9(31.0%)
I look at this like "who the hell dressed me, I would never own that thing"
1(3.4%)
I still own all the clothes I've ever had
0(0.0%)
I never owned clothes, it's all borrowed finery
0(0.0%)
SHIN GODZILLA
2(6.9%)
When you open up the closet or drawer and see your pre-corona clothes
I'm mystified that I even own this stuff
1(3.0%)
I get nostalgic and actually dress up that day
3(9.1%)
I put on some pre-corona clothes and think "so uncomfortable" and put my PJs back on
9(27.3%)
I put on some pre-corona clothes and think "do I really want to do extra laundry to get the fomites off these?" and revert to my usual pandemic wear
5(15.2%)
I already got rid of everything that isn't sweats or pajamas
1(3.0%)
I only wear Halloween costumes now
4(12.1%)
Other
10(30.3%)
Have you bought new clothes in the last six months?
Yes, more athleisure
5(14.3%)
Yes, a hazmat suit
2(5.7%)
Yes, same kind of stuff I usually buy
10(28.6%)
No, I don't even wear pants most of the time so everything stays pristine
5(14.3%)
Hats, I just buy a lot of hats now
0(0.0%)
I have a jacket obsession and I can't stop buying jackets
2(5.7%)
Many shoes because I have too much time to surf the Zappos site these days
0(0.0%)
Some ironic 2020-themed t-shirts
0(0.0%)
Underwear, because news reports make me soil myself on the regular
3(8.6%)
Aprons, because I'm a chef now
0(0.0%)
Other
8(22.9%)
What's the oldest piece of clothing you own and still wear?
Were you just here for the wildebeest? Rest assured, this wildebeest is absolutely judging you all.
