I bought an HP ColorSphere laser printer years ago to save money on inkjet costs. The thing is so darn slow...I have been trying to print my homework for the past ten minutes. It printed half of it, gave up and now I'm trying to coax it to print out one page at a time. Sigh!
Since I'll be here for a while, what's your best story about a recalcitrant printer or photocopier?