I'm in hour 16 of my 24 hours shift and is dead silent. So... have you heard a funny joke?
Any random thought that assaulted you today??
ETA: Thank you guys but it could have been easier to say Satan I summon you and the rest of the shift would have been less terrible.
Moral of the story don't you ever complain about the lack of people doing dumb things; they'll take it as a challenge.