Sorry, Secret Snowman 2015. We had a lot of people complain about imposing Santa on those who don't believe. We want to stay progressive
Do you get this nonsense where you work? Do you usually stay within the buying guidelines? Do you ever give passive aggressive gifts when you select a coworker you don't like? Have you received a passive aggressive gift?
Edit. The Christmas tree is now going to instead be referred to as the neutral pine tree. Please refrain from wrapping gifts with Christmas wrapping paper. You know what, don't even wrap them. Any and all fliers referring to the Christmas tree will be promptly removed and used to shame whoever created it. If you don't like it, then go to church and work there
Edit #2: what are you doing to stay progressive this holiday season?