Are you cleaning your house in preparation for winter holidays?
No, because it's not winter here
No, because IDGAF about cleanliness
No, because IDGAF about holidays
No, because nobody is coming to visit, YAY!
Yes, because my mom will visit, OMG.
Yes, because my mother-in-law will visit. Yay.
Yes, because my stupendous decorating displays require a pristine backdrop.
Yes, because Martha Stewart is sending a crew to photograph my swanky abode.
I might if I'm not too drunk.
I might if it snows too hard for me to leave, and I run out of movies and libations.
Other (explain in comments).
If you are in a snow-possible area, have you experienced snow in the past few days?
Typing one-handed, holding up roof with other hand.
Stuck at coffee shop because car encased in a block of ice.
Have you been grocery shopping in the past few days?
Frantically shopped for Snowmageddon.
Frantically shopped for US Thanksgiving.
Did normal shopping, because I am so prepared.
Did normal shopping, because no snow and no holiday.
Picked up like 4 random things and/or some beer.
I never go grocery shopping.
I'm a prepper and I'm living out of a bucket of dehydrated coc au vin.
A BEAR! A BEAR! A BEAR!